WHO IS
ANONYMOOSE?
INCONCLUSIVE
PHOTOGRAPHER'S NOTE
Subject declined to remove his mask. Agreed to remove his hat. Was not wearing a hat.
- LEGAL NAME
- AnonyMoose (self-reported)
- DATE OF BIRTH
- Before the camera was installed.
- RESIDENCE
- Behind the curtains.
- DISTINGUISHING FEATURES
- Antlers. Impossible to conceal. Subject insists this is unrelated.
- KNOWN ASSOCIATE
- Monero. Declined to provide a statement.
INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT / 00:04
Q. Can you account for your movements last night?
A. Yes.
Q. Would you like to?
A. No.
[Interview concluded at subject's request.]
